50shadesofsuckmydick:

weekendwolvess:

I disappear when I turn sideways.


omfggg

50shadesofsuckmydick:

weekendwolvess:

I disappear when I turn sideways.

omfggg

sorry, my mom said my anaconda can’t

(Source: cumdurnp, via sextnoise)

kobetyrant:

me when I got money: ha! broke ass bitch how the dollar menu taste? I wouldn’t know because it’s Big Macs only around here hoe!!!!

me when I’m broke: capitalism is inhumane and must be put to an end.

(via swagmage420)

I have never hated my job as much as i do today. I wish i could quit. Just one more month. Lord jesus help me.

Lmao watch me

Lmao watch me

320,275 Plays

igotloveforhiphop:

No Scrubs | TLC

The jam that remains relevant throughout the decades, man

straightgirl:

you’d think at 32 years old ryan gosling would be ryan goose by now

(via ugly)

destispell:

sam pepper is currently unemployed, being blacklisted by other youtubers, being banned from vidcon, has lost tons of followers on all social media accounts, and has a police report filed against him.

karma did not come back to bite sam pepper. karma came back, dragged sam pepper out of his house and beat the living shit out of him.

Good.

(via mothensidhe)

you: i dont like nicki minaj
me: who hurt u