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Wu-Tang Clan Bring Da Ruckus


i live in fear of unknowingly hooking up with a conservative

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stereotypes against white people are not dangerous at all. no one is out here stopping and frisking you guys for liking starbucks and chipotle. meanwhile, black teenagers suspected of being “thugs” and “threats” are slain on sight so please calm the fuck down and learn how to take a joke

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tbh I don’t see the fuss about having waiters/waitresses not being happy and enthusiastic like I came here to eat I didn’t come here to be amused by employees as long as I’m getting my food and they’re not being blatantly rude I don’t see why y’all need to go on yelp to rank a restaurant 0/5 and have an outburst on why your waitress didn’t smile at you when she poured you water

this is pretty fucking important

I have a friend who, when we went out to dinner, said that our waiter was literally “too nice and enthusiastic” and that was the reason for a lower tip. Personally, and way before I became a waitress, I never cared about the waiters attitude. I cared more about the people I was eating with and our conversation and the awesome food we were getting. Like. Unless you call me a cunt to my face and tell me your plans of murdering my dog, you have been a wonderful server and thank you honestly I don’t get why people care so much they are humans and aren’t always ecstatic about everything and everyone and may forget your extra mayo because there are 10 other tables and literally if you have to pick on the waitress and find every excuse you can not to tip the whole time instead of hanging with people you care about then maybe you should a) get friends/family/sig others that are more interesting b) never go out anywhere ever c) self-reflect on the cheap and selfish asshole you are seriously or d) stop being a basic broke bitch and shut up about your tip no one cares

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